5.28.2008

Welcome to Maryland

Quick DC 101 (our rock station here) interview as soon as I got in range

Woman:  I've had an orgasm every time I've had sex.
DJ:  Every time?  How many times have you had sex?
Woman:  2.  
DJ:  Only 2?  
Woman:  I didn't want to have sex just to have sex, it was special.  I knew my guy could do it.  
DJ:  So only 2 times?  What happened?  
Woman:  I left him.  
DJ:  He was 2 for 2, what did he do to make you leave?
Woman:  He was terrible.  He lied, he cheated he, stole.  
DJ:  Well no one's perfect.  
Woman:  He was also sent to jail for a while, that was the last straw.  
DJ:  What did he go to jail for.  
Woman:  Stealing a gum ball machine.  
DJ:  Ok, I'm done with this story.  

Thank you DC 101.  

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