Woman: I've had an orgasm every time I've had sex.
DJ: Every time? How many times have you had sex?
Woman: 2.
DJ: Only 2?
Woman: I didn't want to have sex just to have sex, it was special. I knew my guy could do it.
DJ: So only 2 times? What happened?
Woman: I left him.
DJ: He was 2 for 2, what did he do to make you leave?
Woman: He was terrible. He lied, he cheated he, stole.
DJ: Well no one's perfect.
Woman: He was also sent to jail for a while, that was the last straw.
DJ: What did he go to jail for.
Woman: Stealing a gum ball machine.
DJ: Ok, I'm done with this story.
Thank you DC 101.
